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[failureisntachoice]

[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.

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misfire

[bestsword]

hey if you're feeling down, I can feel you up

[failureisntachoice]

Where the hell are you because you're getting a five second head start.

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[buildsfriends]

rrr
rarrr

aaaa o god no

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[failureisntachoice]

Caboose, what is that?

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[buildsfriends]

TUTH

i get 4u

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[failureisntachoice]

A tooth from where?

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[buildsfriends]

beech

[failureisntachoice]

You're at the beach? With who? And are you wearing sunscreen or in your armor?

Call.

[buildsfriends]

[ring ring ring

that's way too many words for him to even think about reading]

Call.

[failureisntachoice]

[ Honestly she was surprised he kept up with texting that long. So she'll answer. ]

Well? Did you put on sunscreen? Or are you walking around the beach in your armor? And who are you wit?

Call.

[buildsfriends]

I'm with Freckles and I put sunscreen on my armor! I am gonna be so tan!

Call.

[failureisntachoice]

That's not- [ Okay yeah, that's not worth explaining to him right now. ]

Freckles your friend?

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[buildsfriends]

Yes Freckles is always with me. He's the best.

THANK YOU, CAPTAIN CABOOSE.

You're welcome, Freckles!

[failureisntachoice]

[ Okay, that sounds like a robot. That could be a good thing. And she's just going to ignore that 'Captain Caboose' part. ]

I'm guessing he helped you find that tooth then. Is he your nanny?

[buildsfriends]

Freckles is my pet! And he is the goodest of good boys ever. Scary doctor lady put him in my gun so we would always be together!

[failureisntachoice]

And this gun he's in, does it have bullets? [ Please say crayons, please say crayons... ]

[buildsfriends]

AFFIRMATIVE.

[Sorry Tex.]

Yeah, he does. Not as big as the bullets he had before though! And he doesn't try to kill Wash and Tucker and the Reds as much anymore, which is good I guess. [He guesses.]

[failureisntachoice]

[ Sigh. It had been too much to hope for. ]

If he takes pot shots at them, I wouldn't complain. It'll keep them on their toes.

[buildsfriends]

Yeah it happens sometimes, but not as much as before. He blew up a car before, which was. A problem. Red Sergeant was angry and we almost started fighting again.

[bestsword]

[He doesn't even have to see the ID to know who this one hit. Why the fuck did all this tech problems start now when he was finally trying???]

Pretty sure I've got a bigger head start since you don't know where I am!

[Tucker stop. Stop reminding Tex what you're like.]

call on 10/7

[fuckai]

[Not even gonna preface this with a hello or anything because: ]

Caboose is alone and unsupervised on a fucking beach making friends with jellyfish.

[Please bring up the idea of going to make sure Caboose doesn't get himself killed so Church can blame this on you]

[failureisntachoice]

[ CABOOSE WHY. ]

You're shitting me. I thought he was just walking around the beach in his armor and picking crap up to give to people. Which beach is he on?

[fuckai]

[That's a question Church asks every goddamn day of his life]

HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?! I'm not his keeper! [Yeah you are, buddy] He just started sending me pictures of giant ass jellyfish saying they're dead and that he's poking them with sticks.

Look I'm just not gonna be the one they blame when he gets his goddamn face eaten off!!

[Church do you even know how jellyfish work]

[failureisntachoice]

They're not going to eat his goddamn face off. They might poison his ass, but they're not going to eat him. [ Seriously, Church get your concerns right. ]

Find out where the hell he is so we can drag his ass back.

[failureisntachoice]

[ Too late. She's been reminded and she thought he knew better than to send her this kind of crap. ]

You want to try me? I will find a way to track you.