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[failureisntachoice]

[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.

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[fuckai]

[That's a question Church asks every goddamn day of his life]

HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?! I'm not his keeper! [Yeah you are, buddy] He just started sending me pictures of giant ass jellyfish saying they're dead and that he's poking them with sticks.

Look I'm just not gonna be the one they blame when he gets his goddamn face eaten off!!

[Church do you even know how jellyfish work]

[failureisntachoice]

They're not going to eat his goddamn face off. They might poison his ass, but they're not going to eat him. [ Seriously, Church get your concerns right. ]

Find out where the hell he is so we can drag his ass back.

[fuckai]

Eat him, poison him, who fuckin' cares. [You do, asshole]

Why the hell should I find out where he is?!

[failureisntachoice]

Fine. Then I will. And you better have your damn ass ready to go in two.