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[failureisntachoice]

[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.

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[failureisntachoice]

So it's normal protocol to text your armswoman out of nowhere and ask about her sex life?

[dendarii]

not out of nowhere

you also asked for her favorite wine

[failureisntachoice]

Yeah, I did. Thanks for that, by the way.

[dendarii]

did you drink it with her

[failureisntachoice]

Yeah. Why wouldn't I?

[dendarii]

sounds like a date to me

[failureisntachoice]

. . .

Are you seriously telling me that every time you drink with someone you consider it a date?

[dendarii]

well no but

having ones FAVORITE is more intnttjk;jjtjljjllllllllllj

[ And that's about the point where Cordelia starts wrestling him for it. ]

[failureisntachoice]

Did you just smash your phone on something?

[dendarii]

mother

[failureisntachoice]

Should've known. I'll get in touch with her.