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[failureisntachoice]

[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.

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voice

[fuckai]

... Right. Right. Instead, you run off and do whatever you want.

[Church, no. The entire point of tonight is to try and forget about all the fucking bitterness that's been building up.]

Somewhere between looking like a fuckin' dressed up monkey and like you're about to kill someone.

voice

[failureisntachoice]

So, normal clothes but nice enough to require you to call first.

[ Great. Maybe she has something like that in her closet. She's about to find out. ]

You're picking me up right? [ Because transportation costs are on you, buddy. ]

voice

[fuckai]

Uh-- yeah, sure. We'll go with that. [He has no clue, he just picked the first restaurant that didn't sound pretentious.]

Why am I picking you up? [And more importantly, what makes her think he has a car?]

voice

[failureisntachoice]

[ Because she can't make anything easy for him. Ever. ]

You're the one that wants me there. I'll even help and get to Heropa first.

voice

[fuckai]

[GOD why does he like this bitch so much, again?]

Wh- I don't- That- [Church you're literally asking her out] Fine. I'll meet you at the fuckin' Porter.

voice

[failureisntachoice]

Good. I'll be there early so we're not late.