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[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.

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buildsfriends

Really? You can just do that as best friends?

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failureisntachoice

Of course. What do you think small Church does with all of his other friends when you aren't looking?

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buildsfriends

I am always looking at Church.

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failureisntachoice

Which one? The small one or the big one?

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buildsfriends

All Church.

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failureisntachoice

How? [ This explanation ought to be good. ]

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buildsfriends

Oh I just think about them all the time and listen to the radio and come visit them and think about them and make them presents and cry when they are gone and think about them and watch them through the window and ask Freckles to find them and think about them. Just that stuff, nothing too hard.

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failureisntachoice

That's a little different than watching them all the time.

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buildsfriends

Yeah, sometimes Church leaves for a long time? And doesn't tell anybody so I have to pretend a lot. It's a work in progress.

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failureisntachoice

Yeah, we have a lot in common. Is that all you wanted to tell me?

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buildsfriends

Yup, I think so! Night, Tex!

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buildsfriends

Y'know I thought about it a lot, and I decided that you can marry Church instead if you want to, Tex. He's always more happy to go somewhere if he's following you.

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failureisntachoice

Great. Just what I always wanted. Permission to many any Church I want. Thanks. [ Her voice could not be dryer. ]

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buildsfriends

To the ends of the earth. Following you, even when you tell him to leave. Except for when it's very very scary or annoying, then you will probably have to go alone.

Edited Date: 2015-10-26 07:23 pm (UTC)

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failureisntachoice

Yeah, Caboose. I know. You don't need to remind me.

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buildsfriends

Because you are always going to scary places. Or you are scary when you go to them. Or when you follow people into scary places and scare them. That happens a lot.

....Tex, have you considered retiring?

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failureisntachoice

You do realize I have a completely different job here, right? That involves less scary places?

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buildsfriends

You do? [BAFFLED by the idea of tex having employment that doesn't involve her scaring people]

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failureisntachoice

[ She said scary places, not scaring people. She still does that sometimes. Being a liaison is a very fear-inducing job. ] Yes. Does it matter?

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buildsfriends

Probably, yes. Since that means less scaring of people, since you will have fewer places to do it in. [wow] Do you drive any things for people?

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failureisntachoice

I can go more places than I did before with the transporter. [ Not that her job really... requires that, but still. ] Why would I drive things for people?