failureisntachoice: (PB 47)
[personal profile] failureisntachoice
[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.

voicemail;

Date: 2015-10-25 06:22 am (UTC)
buildsfriends: (and found out that nobody likes him.)
From: [personal profile] buildsfriends
[immediately proceeding this]

CHURCH SAYS HE LOVES ME LIKE HE LOVES YOU

I AM NOT SURE BUT I THINK THE NEXT STEP IS THAT WE HAVE TO GET MARRIED
Edited Date: 2015-10-25 06:23 am (UTC)

voicemail;

Date: 2015-10-25 09:05 pm (UTC)
buildsfriends: (oh oh oh i want to tell it!)
From: [personal profile] buildsfriends
Small Church. [sorry epsilon]

voice

Date: 2015-10-25 09:08 pm (UTC)
buildsfriends: (i will make them tiny clothes)
From: [personal profile] buildsfriends
Oh I can't marry Church.

But I am very happy. I knew he loved me all along.

voice

Date: 2015-10-25 09:40 pm (UTC)
buildsfriends: (oh oh oh i want to tell it!)
From: [personal profile] buildsfriends
Really? You can just do that as best friends?

voice

Date: 2015-10-25 11:40 pm (UTC)
fuckai: (.05)
From: [personal profile] fuckai
[You know, he's gone over how to do this probably a dozen times, now. Went through at least two dozen plans that involved chocolates, flowers, even a stuffed animal at one point.

But in the end, this is all that's coming out: ]


Hey, Tex, uh-- I need to get away from Tweedle-Me and Tweedle-douche. There's a restaurant in downtown Heropa, but they completely fucking misheard me and marked me down for two.

[Church that is legitimately the worst excuse ever]

So uh. Heropa. Six o'clock. [.....] Maybe wear something that's not your armor.

[Smooth, Church. Smooth.]

voice

Date: 2015-10-26 12:05 am (UTC)
fuckai: (.32)
From: [personal profile] fuckai
[Shut up he's the most romantic fucker here]

What? Oh. Yeah, the poor restaurant. They-- wait.

You have plans?! [Church please] Why do you have plans?

voice

Date: 2015-10-26 12:35 am (UTC)
fuckai: (.14)
From: [personal profile] fuckai
... Right. Right. Instead, you run off and do whatever you want.

[Church, no. The entire point of tonight is to try and forget about all the fucking bitterness that's been building up.]

Somewhere between looking like a fuckin' dressed up monkey and like you're about to kill someone.

voice

Date: 2015-10-26 12:53 am (UTC)
fuckai: (.02)
From: [personal profile] fuckai
Uh-- yeah, sure. We'll go with that. [He has no clue, he just picked the first restaurant that didn't sound pretentious.]

Why am I picking you up? [And more importantly, what makes her think he has a car?]

voice

Date: 2015-10-26 01:02 am (UTC)
fuckai: (.07)
From: [personal profile] fuckai
[GOD why does he like this bitch so much, again?]

Wh- I don't- That- [Church you're literally asking her out] Fine. I'll meet you at the fuckin' Porter.

voice

Date: 2015-10-26 04:58 am (UTC)
buildsfriends: (i'm kidding)
From: [personal profile] buildsfriends
I am always looking at Church.

text

Date: 2015-10-26 02:29 pm (UTC)
fastballspeciaaaaal: (god powers)
From: [personal profile] fastballspeciaaaaal
i'm always on duty.

Voice

Date: 2015-10-26 05:47 pm (UTC)
buildsfriends: (i asked him)
From: [personal profile] buildsfriends
All Church.
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