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[failureisntachoice]

[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.

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[dendarii]

what r yr intentions twards my mother

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[failureisntachoice]

What the hell are you talking about?

[dendarii]

sexual iintentions

[failureisntachoice]

I think you have the wrong number, kid.

[dendarii]

dont call me kid, you dated me

[failureisntachoice]

Yeah, I did. So why are you texting me about this crap?

[dendarii]

because i saw you kissing at the meeting

[failureisntachoice]

Didn't you spend half that meeting drugged up because of allergies?

[dendarii]

well. yes.

but if i was going o hallucinate women kissing why would it be you two

[failureisntachoice]

That sounds like something you need to ask yourself, little Prince.

[dendarii]

calling me that will not get you out of this

ughhhh fine ill text da

[failureisntachoice]

You really think Aral is going to tell you more?

[dendarii]

yes

[ Hell no. ]

[failureisntachoice]

When that fails try texting me nicely and maybe I'll answer.

[dendarii]

i am texting nicely

[failureisntachoice]

So it's normal protocol to text your armswoman out of nowhere and ask about her sex life?

[dendarii]

not out of nowhere

you also asked for her favorite wine

[failureisntachoice]

Yeah, I did. Thanks for that, by the way.

[dendarii]

did you drink it with her

[failureisntachoice]

Yeah. Why wouldn't I?

[dendarii]

sounds like a date to me

[failureisntachoice]

. . .

Are you seriously telling me that every time you drink with someone you consider it a date?

[dendarii]

well no but

having ones FAVORITE is more intnttjk;jjtjljjllllllllllj

[ And that's about the point where Cordelia starts wrestling him for it. ]

[failureisntachoice]

Did you just smash your phone on something?

[dendarii]

mother