[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.
We can have a wrapping party! I can wrap up the presents I got and you can- Uhhh wrap up your money! For yourself! I can wrap it up too if you want it to be a surprise. [UM YEAH YOU CAN'T GO YET he hasn't gotten over you dying and leaving forever thanks]
If you forget what it is, then it will be! And I can put it in a different shaped box so you can't tell what it is!
And- [His voice takes on a somewhat desperate tinge] and I can get more money! I can get it back home, so if you come home with me I can give it to you there!
[ Is... Is he trying to bribe her into spending more time with him? Do the others just leave him alone all the time or something? Something must be going on if he's clinging this badly to their time together.
There's a long moment where she stares at him before letting out a long sigh. Your persistence wins this time, Caboose. ] Do you live far from here? I can't stay all day.
[ What the fuck is he- She's about ready to attempt to throw him down onto the ground until she realizes exactly what he's doing. He's getting a hug in, but she's trying to shove him the hell away two seconds into it. ]
[She's a few hundred pounds of complex machinery and electronics hoisted up in the air in the middle of the mall, and Caboose has the dumb side of his dumb helmet mashed against her chestplate like he didn't just receive a promise of pain from the angel of death herself.
Nope, if anything, he squeezes tighter. She's made of sterner stuff than the Churches, and MUCH sterner stuff than squishy li'l Wash. She's getting a full force Caboose hug, even if that means he's gonna eat his faceplate for it.]
Thank you Tex! I'm so happy here. I can get things and give presents, and I can eat as much as I want and make new friends who won't die. And I can see you whenever I want so I don't get nervous when you go! It's so great! You can have all my money forever if you want it!
[ This is the opposite of putting her down. He's lucky she can't feel in the traditional sense or parts of her body would be going goddamn numb at the amount of pressure she's registering from this 'hug' of his.
His words would be so much sweeter if he wasn't trying to do this in a public place. As it stands, her first instinct is to knee him as hard as she can in the groin. That will make him drop her, right? ]
[it results in both Tex being free and Caboose being curled up miserably on the ground, whimpering] Grif...I need your cone...give me your cone...
[the second it seems like Tex is moving even slightly further away though he grabs for her, pushing himself back up] Wait! Y-you'll still come hang out with me, right Tex?
[ And now he's muttering about a cone. Whatever bullshit Wash has put them through has really messed the kid up. She takes a step away and as soon as his hand is coming for her, she sidesteps it. ]
[ There's a sigh and she holds out her pinky as a peace offering. ] Yes, because I'm telling you it's okay. Just don't do it without asking first, got it?
[ENTHUSIASTIC PINKY SWEAR] You got it Tex! [And he'll scramble to pick up his shit and trot after her excitedly, chattering on whether or not she's listening, because that's how they do things and it's been way, way too long since they've done them.]
[ What has she signed herself up for. He won't get much of a response, she's gotten well-versed at tuning people out thanks to Church's constant bitching, but he gets nods or some single word response every so often to at least pretend she's paying attention to his every word.
It's going to be a long day, but she wouldn't have it any other way. ]
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failureisntachoice) wrote2015-09-11 12:57 pm
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She feels the heft of the envelope and yeah, that's enough to have made this worth the time. ] Yeah, I bet they will. Keep in touch.
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Flatly: ] You want to wrap up my money. I've already seen it Caboose, it's not going to be a surprise.
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And- [His voice takes on a somewhat desperate tinge] and I can get more money! I can get it back home, so if you come home with me I can give it to you there!
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There's a long moment where she stares at him before letting out a long sigh. Your persistence wins this time, Caboose. ] Do you live far from here? I can't stay all day.
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DROPS PRESENTS
TRIES TO GRAB FOR PICK UP HUG]
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I'm only going to say this once. Put me down!
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Nope, if anything, he squeezes tighter. She's made of sterner stuff than the Churches, and MUCH sterner stuff than squishy li'l Wash. She's getting a full force Caboose hug, even if that means he's gonna eat his faceplate for it.]
Thank you Tex! I'm so happy here. I can get things and give presents, and I can eat as much as I want and make new friends who won't die. And I can see you whenever I want so I don't get nervous when you go! It's so great! You can have all my money forever if you want it!
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[ This is the opposite of putting her down. He's lucky she can't feel in the traditional sense or parts of her body would be going goddamn numb at the amount of pressure she's registering from this 'hug' of his.
His words would be so much sweeter if he wasn't trying to do this in a public place. As it stands, her first instinct is to knee him as hard as she can in the groin. That will make him drop her, right? ]
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[the second it seems like Tex is moving even slightly further away though he grabs for her, pushing himself back up] Wait! Y-you'll still come hang out with me, right Tex?
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Depends. Are you going to try to hug me again?
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It's going to be a long day, but she wouldn't have it any other way. ]