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call on 10/7

[fuckai]

[Not even gonna preface this with a hello or anything because: ]

Caboose is alone and unsupervised on a fucking beach making friends with jellyfish.

[Please bring up the idea of going to make sure Caboose doesn't get himself killed so Church can blame this on you]

[failureisntachoice]

[ CABOOSE WHY. ]

You're shitting me. I thought he was just walking around the beach in his armor and picking crap up to give to people. Which beach is he on?

[fuckai]

[That's a question Church asks every goddamn day of his life]

HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?! I'm not his keeper! [Yeah you are, buddy] He just started sending me pictures of giant ass jellyfish saying they're dead and that he's poking them with sticks.

Look I'm just not gonna be the one they blame when he gets his goddamn face eaten off!!

[Church do you even know how jellyfish work]

[failureisntachoice]

They're not going to eat his goddamn face off. They might poison his ass, but they're not going to eat him. [ Seriously, Church get your concerns right. ]

Find out where the hell he is so we can drag his ass back.

[fuckai]

Eat him, poison him, who fuckin' cares. [You do, asshole]

Why the hell should I find out where he is?!

[failureisntachoice]

Fine. Then I will. And you better have your damn ass ready to go in two.