failureisntachoice: (PB 47)
Agent Texas ([personal profile] failureisntachoice) wrote2015-09-11 12:57 pm

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[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.
buildsfriends: (we're both pretty good at it)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-11-20 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Umm will I still have enough to get all the presents? [because like that makes sense, you have to pay tex to do almost anything]
buildsfriends: (yeah my tank is gone :()

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-11-20 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay! Yeah, that sounds pretty fair. Thanks a lot, Tex!

Man, I am so excited! Techno Rave Church and 80s Rock Church are gonna love their rings SO MUCH!
buildsfriends: (oh oh oh i want to tell it!)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-11-22 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, uh, Small Church didn't like being called Small Church. Or not First Church. So I came up with some different names to make him happy.
bestever: (CONCERN; there is very little left of me)

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[personal profile] bestever 2015-11-24 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[another delivery, another misshapen package with lazy wrapping and loose string keeping it together. """"anonymously"""", of course. the contents are put together with a great deal more care than the presentation: it's about half a dozen rifles, arranged into some military parody of a french spiral bouquet. the ribbon holding them together is satiny black, and twisted to look like a bowtie instead of a classic bow.]
buildsfriends: (we're both pretty good at it)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-11-24 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yep! That's pretty much Small Church's new favorite thing. [wrong incorrect that's the lesser of like eight evils]
buildsfriends: (THE END!!!!)

[personal profile] buildsfriends 2015-11-24 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hey Tex! Do you want a different name too? So if I'm talking about Mean Tex and then You Tex, you know which one I'm telling a story about?
bestever: (PAUSE; but god who'd wanna be)

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[personal profile] bestever 2015-11-25 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[shit. shit. shit shit shit shit.]

that obvious huh?
bestever: (SHRUG; if i'm frightened if i'm high)

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[personal profile] bestever 2015-11-25 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
you mean you DON'T have people gifting you firearms on a regular basis? color me surprised
bestever: (TURN;)

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[personal profile] bestever 2015-11-26 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[leave it to tex to complain about freebies. he's about to send back a sarcastic retort, but her second message gives him pause.]

don't mention it.
bestever: (DROOP; there are certain things you ask)

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[personal profile] bestever 2015-11-26 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
great. so when can i expect to be screamed at
fastballspeciaaaaal: (Is there gonna be sharks!?)

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[personal profile] fastballspeciaaaaal 2015-11-26 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
I HAVE A QUESTION
Edited 2015-11-26 07:23 (UTC)
fastballspeciaaaaal: (I actually don't remember what was happe)

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[personal profile] fastballspeciaaaaal 2015-11-26 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
you know like all the space folks right???

i gotta know what holidays they celebrate so i can get their presents to them at the right times!!! hannukah? christmas? kwanza?? the winter solstice??????
fastballspeciaaaaal: (idk shes just being cute)

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[personal profile] fastballspeciaaaaal 2015-11-26 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
okay!! i got hurry then cause hannukah is so soon!!!!!

my fam does christmas AND kwanza but we only do gifts on christmas