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failureisntachoice) wrote2015-09-11 12:57 pm
failureisntachoice) wrote2015-09-11 12:57 pm
Yup! And I get to use the train horn too! But only once a day, or I get yelled at. A lot.
Yeah, I'd be surprised if that was the only thing you got yelled at for.
Anything else you need to tell me?
Anything else you need to tell me?
Good because the first sign of complaining and you're out.
Yes.
It is okay if you are very jealous over how much Church loves me. I'm okay with that. [so generous]
It is okay if you are very jealous over how much Church loves me. I'm okay with that. [so generous]
Yes. Thank you, Caboose. [ There is absolutely no sarcasm in that whatsoever. ]
Go take a nap or something.
Go take a nap or something.
[a package addressed to T shows up in the mail. there's no return address or sender info, and the deliveryperson just shrugs.]
[the wrapping is just plain brown paper, but the box inside is a gilded godiva box, without the plastic. it's obviously been opened already, and the contents make the reason apparent: a few of the chocolates have been removed, and replaced by trinkets of about the same size. the missing ones are the plain milk chocolates or nougat, and in their place rest three shiny bullets. definitely not edible, but maybe actually usable.]
[the wrapping is just plain brown paper, but the box inside is a gilded godiva box, without the plastic. it's obviously been opened already, and the contents make the reason apparent: a few of the chocolates have been removed, and replaced by trinkets of about the same size. the missing ones are the plain milk chocolates or nougat, and in their place rest three shiny bullets. definitely not edible, but maybe actually usable.]
nope! no complaining here! did you know i'm actually allergic to complaining?
[Ripley. That is not true.]
[Ripley. That is not true.]
[ Why can't more people have this attitude. ]
That's what I like to hear. We'll have to set up your training regiment then.
That's what I like to hear. We'll have to set up your training regiment then.
awesome!!
do i get to learn swords high-fantasy style?
do i get to learn swords high-fantasy style?
If you get Tucker's sword away from him then we might be able to.
I-I...I need help picking a ring for Church. I don't want him to not like it because he loves me so much he would just pretend to like it anyway! Tex! You gotta help me!
Wait, which Church are you buying a ring for?
-ohhhh. You're right Tex, I should get one for each of them. Well now I definitely need your help.
[ Well, if he's going to do it anyway... ]
How much money do you have to spend? [ She's guessing pocket change. ]
How much money do you have to spend? [ She's guessing pocket change. ]
Not a lot. The money here is still paper, which is weird.
[Caboose flicks on his camera to show Tex an envelope of hundred dollar bills. A LOT of them. Caboose makes a lot more than he spends, apparently. Also he's always eating Wash's food. Between Caboose and Tucker, Wash is broke as hell.]
There's only enough to fill up this envelope so...probably not a lot.
[Caboose flicks on his camera to show Tex an envelope of hundred dollar bills. A LOT of them. Caboose makes a lot more than he spends, apparently. Also he's always eating Wash's food. Between Caboose and Tucker, Wash is broke as hell.]
There's only enough to fill up this envelope so...probably not a lot.
[ . . .That is a lot more money than she expected. How has Caboose not blown it all on candy or something. ]
You know, maybe I should go ring shopping with you. To make sure you get the right ones.
You know, maybe I should go ring shopping with you. To make sure you get the right ones.
[candy is cheap and he makes fifty grand a year with all housing and utilities provided]
You'll go with me?! Aw gee Tex, that's really nice of you! You can have a ring too if you want one.
You'll go with me?! Aw gee Tex, that's really nice of you! You can have a ring too if you want one.
[ She is not about to underestimate Caboose's ability to blow a bunch of cash on random things. She can only assume he hasn't been down the "As seen on TV" aisle. ]
As long as you don't wander off and get exactly what I tell you to, sure. I'll come along.
As long as you don't wander off and get exactly what I tell you to, sure. I'll come along.
[just wait until the cable box gets installed at his house. no infomercial will pass by unnoticed]
Can I get one thing for me also? And something for Agent Washington? And Mabel and Ripley? And Agent Carolina?
Can I get one thing for me also? And something for Agent Washington? And Mabel and Ripley? And Agent Carolina?
[ Okay this shopping list is getting ridiculous already. ]
Caboose, I don't think you have enough money to get everyone you know rings.
Caboose, I don't think you have enough money to get everyone you know rings.
I don't want a ring! I want something else. I don't know what yet. And I probably won't get rings for them, since rings are just for best friends and people who wanna get married. I just want to get them regular presents.
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