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[failureisntachoice]

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[systemize]

Someone got killed by a toilet once.

[failureisntachoice]

[ Oh my god, give her a few minutes, she might be watching this video clip a few times to make sure that yes. Yes that is exactly what happened. ]

And the idiot left that up for everyone to see?

[systemize]

He might not know how to take it down.

[failureisntachoice]

I hope you're not planning to give him lessons or remind him that it's still up.

[use_everything]

[This doesn't look like shame. This doesn't look like shame at all.]

Vaguely. My memory is a bit scattered over that week.

[failureisntachoice]

I billed you for the gas, groceries, and time it took to get everything.

[use_everything]

Ah.

[failureisntachoice]

Does your kitchen still look like that?

[use_everything]

... Depends on how much of the groceries we've used, belike.

[Yes.]

[failureisntachoice]

...I bought them weeks ago so yeah, I think you've used them all.

[use_everything]

Likely so.

[failureisntachoice]

Who normally handles the food in the house?

[use_everything]

Gregor, generally. Otherwise, it's been takeout.


I'd been thinking about hiring staff, actually.

[failureisntachoice]

Yeah, staff might be your best decision yet if none of you are used to doing this.

[use_everything]

Gregor isn't bad, honestly. Though I imagine the appeal is wearing, by now.

[failureisntachoice]

I'd be getting annoyed of it by now and I'm used to doing that kind of crap.

[systemize]

I'd rather avoid him. He's a textbook narcissist.

[use_everything]

Ah?

[failureisntachoice]

You're lucky he did that as long as he has. I would have gotten fed up of buying groceries and cooking for that many people after a week without any extra pay.

[failureisntachoice]

No wonder he got himself killed by a toilet.

[use_everything]

It's not frequent he does, it's merely better than Miles' attempts.

[failureisntachoice]

What about yours?

[use_everything]

I can't say I've tried much. I'm considering asking the proprietor of the cafe for some of the basics.

[failureisntachoice]

Cass? She'd be a good teacher. But if you're planning to hire someone to do it for you, you might not need to bother.

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[missleadingquestions]

ssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hey question
remember like a million years ago we were talking about people liking each other hypothetically

[ if this has been a worry on Maya's mind recently, she hasn't shown it during training. Mostly because it's not really life or death or... sad. Honestly. ]