[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.
Fuck Christmas. 11:58 on the 23rd's as close as I'm getting.
And hey, I don't set the holiday gift limit rules. [Yes you do Church oh my god] You have a problem with it, take it up with the-- uh. [SHIT there's no command here to scapegoat for him] Holiday Officials.
[Because that's believable.]
text because dear lord his voice is irritating sometimes
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failureisntachoice) wrote2015-09-11 12:57 pm
immediately voice
[Church everyone knows you'll give into Tex eventually]
And uh. Yeah. You won't know until the 23rd. Gifting rules. [Spoilers: it's going to be massively disappointing.]
text because screw you church
And I'm not getting you anything worth that much. You'll bust it in two seconds and you're a cheaper ass than I am.
voice becaue he won't conform to your girly nonsense
And hey, I don't set the holiday gift limit rules. [Yes you do Church oh my god] You have a problem with it, take it up with the-- uh. [SHIT there's no command here to scapegoat for him] Holiday Officials.
[Because that's believable.]
text because dear lord his voice is irritating sometimes
Yeah, you can take your gift limit and shove it up your ass.