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[failureisntachoice]

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[use_everything]

Really? Why do you drink, then?

[failureisntachoice]

Partly out of habit and I do like the taste, but can't say I paid much attention to the vintage of it.

[use_everything]

Hm. Well then, what do you like? Bitter? Sweet? Sour? Sharp? Subtle?

[failureisntachoice]

[ She sighs. ] Do we need to go back to the bar and taste a bunch of crap together? I feel like that'd be easier than trying to describe what I like.

[use_everything]

I've actually a pitiable tolerance. I would pass for now.

[failureisntachoice]

Another time then. Unless you're planning to pick me up a bottle of alcohol to start right now.

[use_everything]

Have you seen the inside of the refrigerator? And the cupboards? I don't imagine there's a need.

[failureisntachoice]

Yes, I have. I had to buy groceries when you had a kid running around because of it, remember?

[ And you should be very ashamed of yourself. ]

[use_everything]

[This doesn't look like shame. This doesn't look like shame at all.]

Vaguely. My memory is a bit scattered over that week.

[failureisntachoice]

I billed you for the gas, groceries, and time it took to get everything.

[use_everything]

Ah.

[failureisntachoice]

Does your kitchen still look like that?

[use_everything]

... Depends on how much of the groceries we've used, belike.

[Yes.]

[failureisntachoice]

...I bought them weeks ago so yeah, I think you've used them all.

[use_everything]

Likely so.

[failureisntachoice]

Who normally handles the food in the house?

[use_everything]

Gregor, generally. Otherwise, it's been takeout.


I'd been thinking about hiring staff, actually.

[failureisntachoice]

Yeah, staff might be your best decision yet if none of you are used to doing this.

[use_everything]

Gregor isn't bad, honestly. Though I imagine the appeal is wearing, by now.

[failureisntachoice]

I'd be getting annoyed of it by now and I'm used to doing that kind of crap.

[use_everything]

Ah?

[failureisntachoice]

You're lucky he did that as long as he has. I would have gotten fed up of buying groceries and cooking for that many people after a week without any extra pay.

[use_everything]

It's not frequent he does, it's merely better than Miles' attempts.

[failureisntachoice]

What about yours?

[use_everything]

I can't say I've tried much. I'm considering asking the proprietor of the cafe for some of the basics.