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[failureisntachoice]

[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.

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[buildsfriends]

[SO CONFUSED...???] Maybe.....???

Tex, do you want to come hang out with me and Freckles? Are you lonely? [that's why she keeps asking questions about this right]

[failureisntachoice]

No, that's not what I- [ SIGH. Okay, okay different approach. ]

Why would I want to ruin your time with Freckles?

[buildsfriends]

Freckles likes company! You can come be with us if you promise not to attack anybody! The people here really really DO NOT like being attacked.

[failureisntachoice]

Why the hell would I go to the beach to attack random civilians?

[buildsfriends]

[GOSH HE IS EVEN MORE CONFUSED THAN NORMAL pls stop asking him questions already]

I...I don't know. Because you are mad? At Church? Or us?

[failureisntachoice]

Did you guys do something I should know about?

[buildsfriends]

Probably a lot of stuff. We went on an adventure with Agent Carolina and we threw a birthday party for the Director and we beat up a hundred of you and we got our picture taken and we went on a cruise and then our ship crashed and we built some forts and I found Freckles and Washington made me dinner and helped me set up my bed and- [stop him]

[failureisntachoice]

[ . . .

There is so much about that that doesn't make sense and she doesn't even know where to begin. ]

Caboose, have Freckles send me your coordinates.

[buildsfriends]

OKAY

Freckles can you do the thing with the cords and stuff that Tex wants?

AFFIRMATIVE.

[PING. There you go, Tex. Freckles basically IS his nanny, just a very biased one.]

[failureisntachoice]

[ It's better than him running loose on his own. ]

Thanks. And don't go around messing with things you shouldn't while you're there.

[buildsfriends]

[that definition is so subjective]

Okay!