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[failureisntachoice]

[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.

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[failureisntachoice]

Because I didn't think you'd need someone to tell you what to do for fun.

[ Tex is the fun police, not Maya. ]

I SURE LOST THIS TAG

[missleadingquestions]

That's not what I meant when I asked!

[UUUUGH.]

It's not my fault this stuff is apparently complicated.

IT'S FINE

[failureisntachoice]

Who said it was complicated?

[missleadingquestions]

Kaneda's the one who made it complicated. He asked me on a date like-- to make things up to him, but we hang out a lot already so I just figured maybe I had the wrong idea about dates.

[She sounds a little exasperated; she really doesn't like feeling stupid.]

[failureisntachoice]

What the hell does he think dates are?

[missleadingquestions]

I'onno!

[you can hear her voice raise with her shoulders.]

He just said dates and hanging out were different!

[failureisntachoice]

...That's all. He bitched about how they were different but didn't say how.

Do you need me to talk to him?

[missleadingquestions]

Do you mean talk or scare the life out of him?

Cos if you're gonna do the second, you're gonna have to wait until I'm around to watch.

[failureisntachoice]

Call it a prelude to scaring the shit out of him. I need to know what I'm working with.

[missleadingquestions]

Well, I'm not gonna tell you not to talk to 'im.

[failureisntachoice]

Got a number I can reach him at?

[missleadingquestions]

Sure do.

[she's snickering as she relays the number. God, this is gonna be good.]

[failureisntachoice]

I'll drop him a line and make sure he gets back to you in one piece.

[missleadingquestions]

You're the best!

[failureisntachoice]

I know.