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[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.

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Yeah, we have a lot in common. Is that all you wanted to tell me?

Yup, I think so! Night, Tex!

Y'know I thought about it a lot, and I decided that you can marry Church instead if you want to, Tex. He's always more happy to go somewhere if he's following you.

Great. Just what I always wanted. Permission to many any Church I want. Thanks. [ Her voice could not be dryer. ]

To the ends of the earth. Following you, even when you tell him to leave. Except for when it's very very scary or annoying, then you will probably have to go alone.

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Yeah, Caboose. I know. You don't need to remind me.

Because you are always going to scary places. Or you are scary when you go to them. Or when you follow people into scary places and scare them. That happens a lot.

....Tex, have you considered retiring?

You do realize I have a completely different job here, right? That involves less scary places?

You do? [BAFFLED by the idea of tex having employment that doesn't involve her scaring people]

[ She said scary places, not scaring people. She still does that sometimes. Being a liaison is a very fear-inducing job. ] Yes. Does it matter?

Probably, yes. Since that means less scaring of people, since you will have fewer places to do it in. [wow] Do you drive any things for people?

I can go more places than I did before with the transporter. [ Not that her job really... requires that, but still. ] Why would I drive things for people?

That's my job! I drive trains for people! I dunno if they gave that job to everybody, or just people who are good at driving.

...People let you drive trains? [ How has she not heard of any major train crashes happening since she arrived. ]

I get to push SO MANY buttons. [sleep in fear

it's only a matter of time]

Real buttons that do things? [ Maybe he has a fake console they give him to play with. ]

Yup! And I get to use the train horn too! But only once a day, or I get yelled at. A lot.

Yeah, I'd be surprised if that was the only thing you got yelled at for.

Anything else you need to tell me?

Yes.

It is okay if you are very jealous over how much Church loves me. I'm okay with that. [so generous]

Yes. Thank you, Caboose. [ There is absolutely no sarcasm in that whatsoever. ]

Go take a nap or something.

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