[ An automated voice speaks because someone hasn't bothered to set up a proper voicemail. The only part in her voice is her name. ] You have reached Agent Texas. Leave a message at the tone.
Yeah, he does. Not as big as the bullets he had before though! And he doesn't try to kill Wash and Tucker and the Reds as much anymore, which is good I guess. [He guesses.]
Yeah it happens sometimes, but not as much as before. He blew up a car before, which was. A problem. Red Sergeant was angry and we almost started fighting again.
Maybe you should take the bullets out of your friend Freckles then. If you blow up a car here, you're going to be in a lot more trouble than Sarge yelling at you.
Freckles isn't allowed to have bullets at work or when I get on Mrs. Doughty's bus to the beach so I took them out in the morning. He's being very good though and not scaring anybody so that I'm allowed to keep him. [it's pretty weird on this new planet but caboose is adjusting. he has a routine now.]
Mrs. Doughty drives the bus from the future cube room to the beach! The army guys told me to use that one to get here, so I come here sometimes. I just have to give her some quarters and she says I have to sit near the front since I'm heavy.
And then we go on ADVENTURES AROUND THE CITY TOGETHER and then she tells me to get out at the beach. And when I want to go home she comes back to pick me up as long as it's not dark. If it's dark I have to walk back and I get lost a lot if I don't have Freckles, but I have Freckles today and he remembers how to get home so I can stay until nighttime.
[deep breath] AND THERE ARE SO MANY JELLYFISH here, but they're all dead. Sleeping or dead. There was probably a huge fight here last night and these are all the dead ones.
[That's an awful lot of talking. Excuse him Tex, he's been lonely.]
[ Yeah, she's not sure what to say to most of that. Even with a robot gun she's not sure he'll find his way home, but this can't be his first time walking back. She hopes. ]
How fun for the jellyfish. Did you tell Church you were going to be gone all day at the beach?
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failureisntachoice) wrote2015-09-11 12:57 pm
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Call.
that's way too many words for him to even think about reading]
Call.
Well? Did you put on sunscreen? Or are you walking around the beach in your armor? And who are you wit?
Call.
Call.
Freckles your friend?
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THANK YOU, CAPTAIN CABOOSE.
You're welcome, Freckles!
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I'm guessing he helped you find that tooth then. Is he your nanny?
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[Sorry Tex.]
Yeah, he does. Not as big as the bullets he had before though! And he doesn't try to kill Wash and Tucker and the Reds as much anymore, which is good I guess. [He guesses.]
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If he takes pot shots at them, I wouldn't complain. It'll keep them on their toes.
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That sounds... nice, Caboose. [ No, really. It does. Even if she's shocked. ] Is Mrs. Doughty a friend too?
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And then we go on ADVENTURES AROUND THE CITY TOGETHER and then she tells me to get out at the beach. And when I want to go home she comes back to pick me up as long as it's not dark. If it's dark I have to walk back and I get lost a lot if I don't have Freckles, but I have Freckles today and he remembers how to get home so I can stay until nighttime.
[deep breath] AND THERE ARE SO MANY JELLYFISH here, but they're all dead. Sleeping or dead. There was probably a huge fight here last night and these are all the dead ones.
[That's an awful lot of talking. Excuse him Tex, he's been lonely.]
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How fun for the jellyfish. Did you tell Church you were going to be gone all day at the beach?
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church hasn't been responsible for him for years] No...? Agent Washington knows I'm at the beach now. I went to my train job and then I came here.
-DOES CHURCH WANT TO COME AFTER ALL??!? I WILL SHOW HIM HOW TO RIDE THE BUS
WE WILL GO EVERYWHERE ON THE BUS TOGETHER
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She asks flatly: ] Wash knows you're at the beach messing with dead jelly fish? And I don't know what Church wants to do, ask him.
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Tex, do you want to come hang out with me and Freckles? Are you lonely? [that's why she keeps asking questions about this right]
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Why would I want to ruin your time with Freckles?
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