[That's a question Church asks every goddamn day of his life]

HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW?! I'm not his keeper! [Yeah you are, buddy] He just started sending me pictures of giant ass jellyfish saying they're dead and that he's poking them with sticks.

Look I'm just not gonna be the one they blame when he gets his goddamn face eaten off!!

[Church do you even know how jellyfish work]