That is good to hear, Texas. And congratulations on your decision to Unregister with the military. It takes particular courage to stand aside from the crowd, and resist the benefits they offer for our allegiance.

[He's so pleased, he's not even going to correct her about his title.]

I propose we arrange a trial run. My band will be performing in Nonah next week. You shall be in charge of my personal security for the event. If things go smoothly, you shall be my full-time bodyguard from this point on.