[ He really doesn't know shit about what's going on. Well, he's about to get a crash course. ]

First of all, Florida exists. We're not in Project Freelancer. That stupid porter people talk about? Is some damn magical technology that drags people from everywhere here and they want us to help with their crappy war.

[ There's a pause because she knows how ridiculous this all sounds. Her next statement doesn't make it any less so, but it's important dammit, ]

They don't even have colonies. [ HOW ]